Attention Captured

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

sherlockssecondfavouriteblogger:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

i hate you so much 

hayleytonks:

frickstiel:

theannieplanet:

brolinstolemyheart:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

the-angels-take-asgard:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire

it’s really sad

also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake

their birthdays must be awful

imagine dragons

i’m waking up

to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

im breathing in the chemicals

What just happened?

plantsmoke:

if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be

annehathawillannehathaway:

yaoipeen:

imagine if you got paid to masturbate 

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

fatwink:

watching people you hate succeed is the worst thing ever

thefaultinourchickennuggets:

madsmikklsen:

fuckyeahrichhall:

madsmikklsen:

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch 

Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.

i know i did

irritating, isn’t it?