June 2013
42 posts
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
sherlockssecondfavouriteblogger:
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
i hate you so much
imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire
it’s really sad
also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake
their birthdays must be awful
imagine dragons
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
What just happened?
if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be
imagine if you got paid to masturbate
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
watching people you hate succeed is the worst thing ever
- person: do you have tumblr?
- me: yes
- person: whats your url?
- me: no
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.
i know i did
irritating, isn’t it?


