“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire
it’s really sad
also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake
their birthdays must be awful
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
What just happened?
if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
- person: do you have tumblr?
- me: yes
- person: whats your url?
- me: no
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.
i know i did
irritating, isn’t it?